Axe Garlic Scent

There's a long story here.  I'm not going to go into it.  New Axe Garlic Scent!  Click on the image for a larger view.

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DISCLAIMER: This is not a real product.  If you even thought for one remote second that Axe actually made a Garlic scent, you need to do the world a favor and kill yourself, considering that your intelligence level is that of a shovel.

REAL DISCLAIMER: I don't work for Axe, but I do use some of their products.  I did not ask Axe for permission to use their can likeness, so hopefully they won't decide to sue me.